Just as blockchain fundamentalists developed an unfalsifiable faith in radical decentralization as an inevitable outcome of that technology's progress, the same dynamic is already emerging in AI—most notably around AGI. More broadly, whenever a powerful new technology bursts onto the scene, it tends to spawn its own set of unfalsifiable beliefs. We saw it before with the absolute truth claims of "pure science" in earlier eras. These techno-religions aren't bugs; they're features of how humans process breakthrough innovation.